what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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