ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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