i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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