I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
my liver is dry heaving
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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