i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
