Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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