She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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