Me too!
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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