You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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