just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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