so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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