oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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