i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Randomize
