just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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