Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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