I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Come back. Shots need mouths.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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