Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I want her autograph on my taint
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
My life is pants optional.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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