It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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