hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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