he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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