The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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