All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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