its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
that is very illegal...i love you.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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