marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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