How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
pray to the hookup gods
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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