he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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