So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Randomize
