At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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