I look better un-naked...
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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