Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
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