i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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