White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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