i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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