just come out here and I will go home with you...
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
