I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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