How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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