I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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