Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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