He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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