We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Randomize
