If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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