I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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