You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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