no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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