He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
