just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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