Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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