Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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