And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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