I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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