i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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