I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just gargled with NyQuil
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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