dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Randomize